Evil Genie Game

ok so this is a weird game where someone wishes and its granted but it turns out to be something with bad luck..

example: 1st person: I wish for a rabbit!

2nd person: wish granted, but the rabbit is rabid.

I wish for toilet paper!

1st person: Wish granted, but its already been used.

I wish for a chicken!



get it? ok, ill start

i wish for soap

granted, but someone's held it under Niagara Falls for 3 hours, so it's about 1mm long.

i wish i had balto on DVD

wish granted, but it froze every minute (that wud suck xD)

i wish for santa!

granted, but he breaks his back and has to be carried away to hospital before he gets to you.

i wish the world was a more peaceful place.

wish granted, but you are locked in a cellar because people are so nice and wont let you outside to get hurt

i wish this wolf would stop crying

granted, but it starts throwing up instead

i wish my little sister would stop bugging me

wish granted, but your parents are now poking you and bugging you instead.

i wish for... a cherry :D

granted, but it's rotten

i wish i knew what this arrow was pointing at

wish granted! its pointing at a KICK ME! sign on your back XD

i wish i could jump HIGH

granted, but you jump so high that you crash into the bottom of a helicopter.

i wish i knew the words of the song i'm listening to.

wish granted- D- d- d- d- d- dora! D- d- d- d- d- dora! D- d- d- d- d- dora! Let's go! Dora Dora Dora the Explorer! DORA! XD

i wish i had a wonderful sleep

granted, but you sleep so deeply that you peacefully pass away.

i wish my little wouldn't keep stealing all my stuff.

wish granted, but your PARENTS stole your bed so u cant sleep in it XD

i wish i had a taco the size of a pea

granted, but it's so small that you choke on it.

i wish i had my bed back

xD

wish granted, but it has dog poo all over it!

i wish that i was RICHH

granted, but the money's fake

i wish there was no dog poo on my bed.

wish granted... DOG PEE! XD

i wish nothing bad will happen to me =D

granted, but it doesn't work!! *mock horror*

i wish my bed was completely clean

wish granted, but its with water and soap and its undried

feel teh BURN!!!

i wish that i was the QUEEN

granted, but you're a bad one and you get beheaded.

i wish my bed was clean, warm and dry and looked beautiful and felt wonderful.

wish granted, but it stays like that for 5 seconds then breaks xD poor you

i wish my patio was CLEEN

granted, but about 2 seconds later a pigeon poops on it.

i wish my bed was clean, warm and dry and looked beautiful and felt wonderful, AND was impossible to break.

wish granted, but god stole it cus it was soo clean XD

i wish that i was invincible

granted, but you end up even more vulnerable than you were before, 'cause i accidentally grant the wrong wish.

i wish i had a biscuit

wish granted, but its a dog biscuit XD

i wish for.. a piig that cant die or be dirty, or die!!! OR BE UGLY XD OR BE DIRTY