King of the Hill

ok this is my FAVORITE game..

well you are trying to claim the hill for yourself! you wont let anyone else take it! THIS CALLS FOR BRUTAL WEAPONS AND VIOLENCE!

Example: Me: Ganna stood on the hill.

Rose: Rose ran to Ganna and pushed her off, claiming the hill.

Me: Ganna took out a wooden shoe and kicked Rose off the hill. Ganna has the hill.

Rose: Rose screams like a viking and gets out wookie and scares Ganna off the hill. It's Rose's hill now!

Koda: Koda runs to Rose and taps her back and gave her a wedgie as she ran away crying. Koda's hill!

get it? ok, ill start!

Ganna looks around while she wears BUBBLE WRAP!

(Note: Make it weird)

koda sneaks up behind ganna with a hand pistle, shooting into the air. ganna takes fright at the noise and runs off. THE HILL BELONGS TO KODA!!!!!!

Ganna shakes and then slowly takes out her hidden blade. She ran to Koda and it clicked into their neck. She tossed th em off and she screamed a victory screech. MY HILL!!!!

and you cant die on here unless u wanna XD oh, and i was thinking of assassins ._.

koda climbs to his hands and knees and shakes his head. he picks up his pistle again and shoots ganna, who screams and falls over backwards. koda yells out in triumph: the hill belongs to ME!!

Ganna growls and slips on a badger costume. She then has the power to dig and she went under the hill then back up and uppercutted Koda off the hill. The hill... is.. MIINE!

sorry, Koda did that hurt? ._.' XD

koda laughs at ganna's feeble attempt at reclaiming the hill. he puts on an eagle costume and flys above ganna, the gusts of wind from her wings knocking her off the hill and into a patch of dog poo 10 miles away. THE HILL BELONGS TO ME!

Ganna, landing softly in dog fecies, turns into Koda's sis. She acts innocent then tugs on her shirt. She asks her if she needed to poo in a port-a-potty and she said yes. So, she directed her to one and he went poo. Ganna shrugged and poked the port-a-potty. She watched as it fell down the hill. MIIINE!!

koda, realising she had been tricked by someone who thought she was a boy (no offense intended) leapt out of the portable toilet and rushed back up the hill, kicking ganna in the face as she came. ganna went flying. koda's KING OF THE HILL!!!!!!!!

Ganna landed on the ground, quickly recovering. She took out a microphone hooked up to a stereo and brought it to the hill. She wore earmuffs and she quickly screamed into the mic. It was so loud that Koda almost became deaf! She threw the machine at Koda and she quickly ran down and down the hill. Ganna laughed at Koda while she almost got smooshed. GANNA IS QUEEN OF TEH HILL!

koda turned to face the oncoming machine, and jumped over it, landing on her feet as the machine exploded behind her. she pulled out a knife and threw it at ganna, hitting her between the ribs and sending her rolling down the hill. KODA IS BACK IN THE GAME!

Ganna, rolling down to Koda, tripped her. She untied her laces. Koda stood up, then fell back down. Classic! Ganna scrambled up the hill and panted as she placed her palm on it... EPIC WIN! GANNA HAS THE HILL!

koda ran back up the hill, jumping as she reached the top, using ganna's back as a spring board, sending ganna flying, and landing back on her feet on the top of the hill. THE HILL RETURNS TO KODA!

Ganna snorts and charges at Koda, and then slamming her to the ground. She pushes her off and commands the clouds to lift the hill. MWAHAHA! GANNA AND HER HILL ARE UNSTOPABLE XD

koda gets to the top of the hill before the clouds lift the hill. she picks up ganna and throws her to the ground, thousands of feet below. KODA WINS THIS ROUND!!!!!!!!

Luckily, Ganna had a pet kangaroo and it caught her. It bounced high into the air, setting her onto the hill, which was now floating in the sky. Ganna showed Koda a movie. "I know you want this Balto DVD!" She tossed it off the hill yelling "FETCH!" and Koda ran off the hill for it. GANNA RECLAIMS THE HILL!!

XD this is funny

koda grabbed the balto DVD and summoned her pet eagle. it caught her and flew her up to the hill. after dropping her off, it grabbed ganna in it's talons and took her round to the opposite side of the world, where it dropped her into a deep pit and left. KODA IS THE BEST! BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!!!!!!

Ganna snapped her fingers and she was right next to Koda. She laughed histerically and quickly tied her to a rocket. She lit the fire and the rocket took off. She waved. THE HILL IS MIIINEEE!!!

koda quickly turned the rocket around, and it crashed into the hill and the whole hill blew up. now that hill is nobody's, but koda quickly goes to the hill next door and claims that one instead.

xD

Ganna facepalms her face. She reminded Koda that they could do ANYTHING. She cut off Koda's hair and threw it off. Koda followed but exploded because of a hidden mine underground.. MINE!

koda painfully pulled herself back together, then summoned an invincible army of the dead to destroy ganna, while KODA CLAIMED THE HILL!!!!!

Ganna sobbed as god came down and zapped the undead and then went back to heaven. Ganna ran to Koda and zapped her with a TAZER GUN!! She kicked her off. GANNA CLAIMSSSSSS!!

koda quickly scrambles back up the hill, taking off her hat and blocking ganna's mouth and nose until she stops breathing. when ganna's finnaly stopped struggling, koda throws her off the hill again.

ur evil XD

Ganna opens her eyes and took out her inhaler. She sucked some air in then ran up the hill. She signed a peace treaty with Koda. When Koda wasn't looking, she ripped it and then tossed her off. MWAHAHA!

this is just like rping, huh? ._.

yup, just like RPing.

koda ran backwards up the hill, crashing into ganna and sending her flying (for the tenth time at least)!

Ganna rebounded back at her, sending her flying.

lol this is gonna end up the same way xD